I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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