doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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