Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Randomize
