You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
