I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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