Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
