I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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