some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
