these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
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