When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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