i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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