She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
she looked like the before picture.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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