And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
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