and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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