I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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