hotel room ftw
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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