I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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