its not stalking. its research.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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