i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
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