can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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