She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Alive.
So much puke
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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