Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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