drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She even gives head with a lisp.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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