We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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