You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
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