they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Randomize
