I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm gonna fight the coyote
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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