I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
