Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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