There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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