At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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