doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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