They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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