I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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