kristin has been a bad kristin
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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