ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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