So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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