Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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