i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
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go home
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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