i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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