doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
BRING THE BAGELS
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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