with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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