yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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