Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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