it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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