If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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