no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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