I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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