If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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