I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
sex in a hospital.. check
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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